Best 110+ New Funny Shayari in English
Welcome to the ultimate collection of hilarious and witty Shayaris that will tickle your funny bone and brighten up your day! Whether you’re in need of a good laugh or want to share some humor with friends, our Funny Shayari in English is sure to bring a smile to your face. Crafted with clever wordplay, quirky rhymes, and playful humor, these lines are perfect for light-hearted moments, social media posts, or just lifting your spirits. Get ready to enjoy a dose of comedy wrapped in poetic delight—because who said poetry can’t be funny?
Funny Shayari in English
Tere Chehare Pe Nahin Mobile Pe Bas Nazar Hai Meri
Time Paas Ke Liye Too Nahin Pubg Jaruri Hai Meri.
Dekha Tujhe to Rooh Khush Ho Gayi
Ek Kami Thi Vo Bhi Puri Ho Gayi
Pagal Hain Vo Log Jo Kehte Hain Ke
Chimpanzi Ki Aakhri Nasal Kahin Kho Gayi.
Aankhon Mein Nami Thi
Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi
Jis Se Raat Bhar Chatting Ki Vo
Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi.
Aaj Kal Tum Muskuraati Bahut Ho
Mere Dil Ko Bhaati Bahut Ho
Dil Karta Hai Le Jaun Tumhe Dinner Par
Par Suna Hai Tum Khaati Bahut Ho.
Mat Dhoondho Mujhe Is Duniya Ki Tanhai Mein
Thand Bahut Hai Main Yahi Hoon Apni Rajai Mein.
Funny Shayari in English for Friends
Aankhen Matar, Gaal Tamaatar, Naak Ho Jaise Bhindi
Tum Mere Friend Ho Ya Koi Sabji Mandi.
Dosti Ko Bade Pyaar Se Nibhaenge
Koshish Rahegi Tujhe Na Sataayenge
Kabhi Pasand Na Aaye Mera Saath to Bata Dena
Gin Bhi Na Paoge Itne Thappad Lagaenge.
Chadh Gaya Na Bukhaar, Lag Gaee Nazar Zamaane Ki
Kya Zaroorat Thi Tumhen Aaj, Itne Dinon Baad Nahaane Ki.
Mat Kar Mere Dost Hasinao Se Muhabbat
Vo to Aankhon Se Vaar Karti Hain.
Mainne Teri Wali Ki Aankhon Mein Bhi Dekha
Vo to Mujhase Bhi Pyaar Karti Hai.
Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina
Wah Wah Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina
Khud Hi Hanskar Kahoge
Made in China Made in China.
Jokes Funny Shayari in English for Friends
Aasmaan Mein Kaali Ghata Chhai Hai
Aaj Phir Toone Girlfriend Se Maar Khai Hai
Magar Is mein Teri Galti Nahin Hai Dost
Tu Shakal Se Lagta Kaaloo Halavai Hai.
Na Mujhe Kisi Ka Dil Chahiye
Na Mujhe Jamaane Se Koi Aas Hai
Jo Apni Girlfriend Ki Pappi Dilva De
Mujhe Bas Aise Dost Ki Talaash Hai.
Hava Ka Jhonka Aaya Teri Khushboo Saath Laaya
Main Samajh Gaya Ki Tu aaj Phir Nahin Nahaya.
Jali Ko Aag Kehte Hain Bujhi Ko Raakh Kehte Hain
Aur Jo Mere Doston Ke Paas Nahi Hai Use Dimaag Kehte Hain.
Aapai Dosti Ki Roshni Aesi Hai
Har Taraf Ujaala Hee Nazar Aaya Hai
Sochta Hoon Ghar Ki Bijli Katva Doon
Aur Aapko Deevaar Par Latka Doon.
2 Line Funny Shayari in English
Chaahti Hai Vo Hamase Aesi Chaahat Ka Vaada
Jaise 5₹ Wala Vim Baar Ghule Kam Aur Chale Ziada.
Tu Tik Tok Ki Rani Mai Facebook Ka Raja
Milna Hai to Whatsapp Par Aaja.
Aapki Smile Ne Saara System Hila Diya
Koma Se Jaage Mareej Ko Permanent Sula Diya.
Gujaroonga Teri Gali Se Ab Gadhe Lekar Kyun ke
Tere Nakhron Ke Bojh Mujhse Ab Uthae Nahin Jaate.
Vo Aai Thee Meri Kabar Par Diya Jalaane Ke Lie
Rakha Hua Phool Bhi Le Gai Doosare Wale Ko Pataane Ke Lie.
Short Funny Shayari in English
Heer Ro Ro Kar Raanjhe Se Kah Rahi Hai
Haath Chhod Kameene Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai.
Kal Jab Mile the Dil Mein Hua Ek Sound
Aaj Mile to Kehte Hai Your File Not Found.
Samandar Se Keh Do Apni Maujen Sambhaal Ke Rakhe
Jindagi Mein Toophaan Laane Ke Lie BV Hee Kafi Hai.
Woh Maza Nahin Duniya Ke Kisee Kone Mein
Jo Maza Hai Subah Uthkar Phir Se Sone Mein.
Laakhon Honge Nigah Mein Kabhi Mujhe Bhi Pick Karo
Mere Pyaar Ke Icon Pe Kabhi to Double-Click Karo.
Funny Shayari in Roman English
Ishq Karne Se Pehle Uska Anjaam Dekh Lo
Phir Bhi Samajh Mein Na Aae to
Gajni Aur Tere Naam Dekh Lo.
Na Kisi Ke Gam Mein Rote Hain Aur
Na Kisi Ki Yaad Mein Khote Hain
Ham to Singal Log Hain Janab
1.5 Gb Khatam Karake Hee Sote Hain.
Zindagi Khoobsurat Hai Muskura Deejiye
Agar Koi Tang Kare to Chamaat Maar Deejiye.
Ishq Ki Aag Mein Jalkar Khaak Na Ho Jao
Inbox Mein Utna Hee Ghuso Ke Block Na Ho Jao.
Agar Tum Mujhse Roothogi to Bataoon Kaise Manaoonga
Aakar Tere Paas Ek Kaan Ke Neeche Lagaoonga.
Funny Love Shayari in English
Usne Kaha Mere Ishq Mein Tum Fana Ho Jao
Maine Kaha Mujhe Neend Aa Rahi Hai Tum Dafa Ho Jao.
Dil Ki Tamanna Hai Tujhe Palakon Par Bithaoon
Par Tu 72 Kilo Ki Hai Dil Ko Kaise Samajhaoon.
Aapki Soorat Mere Dil Mein Aese Bas Gayi Hai
Jaise Chhote Se Darwaze Mein Bhains Phans Gayi Hai.
Ham Unke Ishq Mein Is Kadar Chot Khae Hue Hain
Kal Baap Peet kar Gaya Tha Aaj Bhai Aae Hue Hain.
Zaamane Ke Dar Se Teri Tasveer
Toilet Mein Chhupa Rakhi Hai
Deedar Ho Tera Bar-Bar Iss Liye
Julaab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai.
Funny Shayari in English Hindi
Arz Kiya Hai Dena Hai Ye Dil Daan Mein
Dena Hai Ye Dil Daan Mein Koi Hai Kya
Mast Item Aapke Dhyaan Mein.
Aahat Si Koi Aaye to Lagta Hai Ki Tum Ho
Saya Sa Koi Lehraye to Lagta Hai Ki Tum Ho
Ab Tumhi Batao Tum Kya Kisi Bhoot Se Kam Ho?.
Muskarahat to Har Kisi Ladki Ki Ada Hai
Aur Jo Ise Pyaar Smajh Baithe
Woh Sabse Bada Gadha Hai.
Kya lekar aaya tha, Kya lekar jayega
Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim Tu kitna chillar bachayega.
Dil Ka Dard Dil Todane Wala Kya Jaane
Pyaar Ke Rivaajon Ko Ye Zamaana Kya Jaane
Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ladki Pataane Mein
Ye Ghar Baitha Uska Baap Kya Jaane.
Jokes Funny Shayari in English
Kaise Mumakin Tha Kisi Dava Se Ilaaj Ghalib
Ishk Ka Rog Tha Maan Ki Chappal Se Hee Aaraam Aaya.
Vo Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua Mat Bura Kaho Usko
Tum Mujhsey Set Ho Jaao Daffaa Karo Usko.
Kis Kis Ka Naam Len Apni Barbaadi Mein
Bahut Log Aaye the Duaen Dene Shaadi Mein.
Meree Mohabbaton Ka Kuch to Khyaal Kar
Main Udaas Hoon Mujhe Video Caal Kar.
Main Pyaar Likhta Raha Wo Pyaaz Padhti Rahi
Ek Nuktay Ne Meri Mohabbat Ka Saalan Bana Dala.
